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Top Five: Rik Mayall Moments

What a sad, sad day. We wave farewell to one of the most bonkers and brilliant actors of our time, the incomparable Rik Mayall. Shouty and sweary, blustery and often a bit swoony Mr Mayall made me chuckle and giggle in the naughtiest way as I grew up. So here’s my top five favourite moments of his. 1. Bottom (1991) Mayall and Edmonson as the terrible twosome Eddie and Ritchie, spending their days shouting and beating each other up in the grubbiest flat in Hammersmith made for  ...

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Top Five Lady Inventions

It’s wicked being a woman. Honestly, it’s swell. We have tits, can talk about our feelings and shit without cringing and we are born with inherent knowledge of how to do the Macarena and Whigfield’s ‘Saturday Night’. However, there’s always ways to make the world easier, so here’s my list of TOP FIVE lady type things I wish would HURRY UP and be invented: • Tights that do not ladder. Allow this flimsy leg gossamer, I need a pair of opaques that can  ...

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Top Five: Reasons why January is gash

It’s true, Christmas is finally over. The naked, shedding trees have been slung shivering to the kerb, the fairy has been packed up in the loft to once again rub shoulders with the old rocking horse and rusty, dusty exercise bike and even the Bountys have been eaten from the celebrations tin. The glitter has faded from the hootenanny of the 31st and January has reared up at us like a velociraptor with PMT. It’s not the greatest month in the world let’s be honest.  ...

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Top Five: Social Media Heartstoppers

Now we all know that social media has changed our lives. I’m grateful for it. It means I get to see my cousin’s baby (what does that make him? My second cousin? My cousin once removed? My cousin SQUARED?) on the other side of the world in Oz everyday. It means I get to see how all my beloved friends from all nooks and crannies of my life are succeeding and fanning the shit out of their lives. However. Social media can oft be a cruel mistress should you mistreat it. If you  ...

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