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Humour

Thoughts you have when wondering to text him back

omg he has text me first I am the queen of all things sex and woman. sweet CHRIST I am funny  he is fucking LOVING it I’m totally not reading into this because I’m so cool and breezy as fuck but IMAGINE if we actually got together, wouldn’t that make a good story?! still so naht reading into it because I am SO caj I’m living in the Caj Mahal but also my name + his last name = SMILEY FACE EMOJI RED DRESS DANCING LADY EMOJI actually bloody hell no, his last name is  ...

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Culture, Dating, Events, Lifestyle, London, Restaurants and bars, Theatre, Theatre, West-End

Fright Night- ‘Ghost Stories’ at The Arts Theatre

TALLY HO YOU MASSIVE BABES! Time for another guest post, courtesy of my chum Victoria Savva. This time, I sent her along with our other pal Abbie  to attend a special Halloween themed match.com event in the hope they might find love (or you know, at least get a bit of action). Here’s how it went down. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx   Three of the most terrifying words in the Oxford  ...

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Feel-Good, Uncategorized

Tell People They’re Buff

Once upon a time there was a girl in Central London. She was confident in her abilities yet consistently unlucky in matters of the heart. She often felt pretty low about herself. One day, whilst she was wandering about her business, she crossed Covent Garden and a taxi driver wound down his window. “Alright love?” he yelled. She looked away with nervousness. He chuckled, “Dahn’t be scared, just wonnid ta say, you got beeyoutiffull eyes!” He looked at her  ...

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Culture, Events, London, Music, Theatre, Theatre, Uncategorized

Song of the Single Girl: Still Single

Well greetings to you my lovely blog readers. How are you? Oh good, I’m so glad. Yes, I’m fine actually, trundling along nicely up in panto-land, inhaling glitter stage left, right and centre and brushing up my OH NO WE DON’T’s wonderfully! Now, if you’re a regular reader of this here blog, you’ll no doubt be aware that against ALL THE ODDS I am in fact still single. Some of you have read along with me as I navigate the treacherous world of Online  ...

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