The Commandments of Adulthood

AND THE LORD TWENTYSOMETHING SPOKE UNTO THE MASSES, “THOU SHALT BE AN ADULT WHEN THOU ABIDEST BY THESE COMMANDMENTS.” Thou shalt know the precise location of thine counterpart driving licence. Thine medicine cabinet containeth more than just a box of Disney princess plasters and four half empty tubes of Berocca. Thou knowest how to fold a fitted sheet without having to look it up on YouTube. Thou maketh an ‘oof’ sound when thou sitteth downeth. Thou shalt no longer  ...

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