Humour

Thoughts you have when wondering to text him back

omg he has text me first I am the queen of all things sex and woman. sweet CHRIST I am funny ¬†he is fucking LOVING it I’m totally not reading into this because I’m so cool and breezy as fuck but IMAGINE if we actually got together, wouldn’t that make a good story?! still so naht reading into it because I am SO caj I’m living in the Caj Mahal but also my name + his last name = SMILEY FACE EMOJI RED DRESS DANCING LADY EMOJI actually bloody¬†hell no, his last name is  ...

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