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Humour, Uncategorized

what they should REALLY teach kids in school

AHOY THERE BLOG LOVERS. Hope you’re all jolly and embracing life. I know I certainly am, I’ve barely had time to sup down a gin let alone write a blog. It struck me the other day, when did life get so blooming complicated? Granted, I was at the time late for work, trying to pay for my prêt latte in 2p pieces whilst also having a nosebleed and trying to keep it secret from the barista , because I was worried he’d assumed that my nose was bleeding because I was a coke addict  ...

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Culture, Feel-Good, London, Uncategorized

Ronnie’s and Romance

An evening at Ronnie Scott’s is an evening quite unlike any other. When you walk in, it’s dark, lit by soft red table lamps and it feels like you’ve stepped inside a hive of tipsy, romantic bees. Waiters dart around the place delivering cocktails and dinner like it’s been choreographed, cutlery clinks on plates and red wine is poured generously like laughter whilst conversation hums out from every nook and cranny. Sat at a bench table on the left hand side, alongside my Mum and Dad, I had a  ...

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A Tune for Tuesday

here it is. This weeks musical kick in the balls for Tuesday. And this one is a heady concotion. Get ready to blast out some 90’s Eurodance beats, for who doesn’t love a spot of Eurodance on a sunny February Wednesday? From the 1993 album, Haddaway turn up your speakers and remember jumping at the school disco to ‘What is Love?’ HAHAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE THIS IT’S A BLOODY RAVE AGAIN AGAIN AGAAAAAIN http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU

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Feel-Good, Uncategorized

Valentines, Schmalentines

I write this with a pussy between my legs. Seriously, our house cat, Toby, has finally decided to shun his laddish ways and show some affection and he has wedged his way in-between my laptop and thighs, nestling down for some love somewhere between machine, flesh and sofa. Who can blame him? Loneliness strikes even the strongest amongst us from time to time. I have been single since pretty much forever. It’s becoming (worryingly) a real defining feature of who I am. Hell, I’m  ...

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