Saw this gem on a recent trip wandering round the grimy back streets of Hoxton. Someone’s got a jolly god sense of humour.
BONJOUR. Welcome. Good evening and salaam. Well this is pleasant isn’t it. Thanks for joining me here in this virtual place of ramblings and randomlings. People kept saying to me “Hey, you’re funny, you should write something.” and because I couldn’t think of anything to write, I thought HEY LET’S HAVE A BLOG. EVERYONE CAN BLOG. EVEN PALTROW BLOGS (though seriously, ‘Goop?!’ GOOP?! That sounds like what one of the characters from Fragglerock would nickname their sperm. Ha, imagine if ...