Humour, Top Five

Top Five Lady Inventions

It’s wicked being a woman. Honestly, it’s swell. We have tits, can talk about our feelings and shit without cringing and we are born with inherent knowledge of how to do the Macarena and Whigfield’s ‘Saturday Night’. However, there’s always ways to make the world easier, so here’s my list of TOP FIVE lady type things I wish would HURRY UP and be invented: • Tights that do not ladder. Allow this flimsy leg gossamer, I need a pair of opaques that can  ...

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