Top 5: Unlikely Disney Crushes
In true High Fidelity style I find myself often making ‘Top Five’ lists in my head. So I thought I’d share some. Here’s the first:
TOP FIVE UNLIKELY DISNEY CRUSHES- Keep yer Prince Erics and yer Captain John Smiths, my animated loins beat for these dark horses.
5. King Triton
Ripped Silver fox with a big trident. Literally SO ripped, he may have been one of the Dreamboys before he became Ruler of the Waves. And hey, who doesn’t love an older man? COR.
4. The Genie
Big barrel chested blue hunk. I firmly believe in being laughed into bed, and THIS GUY is so lol. Plus, he has magic in his fingers.
As a candle though, not when he gets magicked back. That bit where he gets that frisky feather duster behind the curtain, man that was practically porn. You know he’s giving her a light playful spanking. LIGHT MY FIRE YOU NAUGHTY FRENCHMAN.
2. James P. Sullivan. Or Sulley to his BFFs.
Excessively hairy, yes, but a big sexy hero who is great with kids and treats his woman real nice. Be still my beating ovaries.
Purely for the voice. You KNOW from when he says, “YOU DELIBERATELY DISOBEYED ME.” he would have such good throw-down. (Don’t even bother being like, “wtf bitch, he’s a lion” because you know you blates would.)
For me, that’s the Top Five Disney Crushes. Please feel free to make a case for your own.
PEACE OUT. A TOWN.